Not to sound like a dr*gon but I do want your gold and I am going to lay on top of it in a pile inside a cave
Why do you censor dragon?
Townsfolk may find it scary
*remembers im attracted to men* unfortunate
woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much*
me, shivering and sweating from stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic
I know a lot of the crossover ideas for Doctor Who and Good Omens involve Rose meeting Crowley, and I love that, but please consider: Donna Noble, the sassiest woman to ever walk the earth, meeting Crowley and just tearing him to shreds thinking he’s the Doctor going through a sudden mid-life crisis. She’s going after his clothes, hair, sunglasses, tattoo, and over all just his entire life. And Crowley’s just standing there like, “This is it. I’ve finally met my match.”
YES. This is so much better.
aang: past avatars please give me your wisdom to solve this problem without violence
kyoshi: lmao loser doesnt want to kill anyone
aang:
aang: hey can i talk to someone else
wallpaper that turns your phone into a portable voidfish aquarium!! (x)


